Doctor Jokes

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.

Doctor: When ?

Man:Three Months Ago

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Man: We were using duplicate key

 

by Michelle


If ur world is spinning around

and

ur heart is beating fast..

Do u think its love?

?

?

?

No no no

it's called High Blood Pressure:p.

 

by Lauren


A Lady to Doctor:

My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?

Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake

 

by Clark


A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"



He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."



The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"



He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"

 

by Samantha


A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."

The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."

The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"

The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

 

by Dennis


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