Hindi-jokes Jokes

Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!







Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

 

by Heena


Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.







Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

 

by Vinita


Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.







Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.

Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.

 

by Abhishek


Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?

Student: Vidya ke liye sir!







Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?

Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!

 

by Neha


Do bachhe jungle mein potty kar rahe the. Tabhi wahan par sher (Lion) aa gaya.



Pehla doosre se bola : Oye tu dar raha hai.







Doosra bola : Nahi!



Pehla bola : Abe toh apni dho, meri kyon dho raha hai….!

 

by Deepti


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