Hindi-jokes Jokes
Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
by Heena
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
by Vinita
Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
Mom : lekin beta ye toh girls hostel hai.
Child : Papa to kehte hai ki sari phuljadiya yahi raheti hai.
by Abhishek
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!
by Neha
Do bachhe jungle mein potty kar rahe the. Tabhi wahan par sher (Lion) aa gaya.
Pehla doosre se bola : Oye tu dar raha hai.
Doosra bola : Nahi!
Pehla bola : Abe toh apni dho, meri kyon dho raha hai….!
Pehla doosre se bola : Oye tu dar raha hai.
Doosra bola : Nahi!
Pehla bola : Abe toh apni dho, meri kyon dho raha hai….!
by Deepti