Hindi-jokes Jokes

Position of husband is like a split A.C.

No matter how loud he is outside,

but inside the house,

he is designed to remain

silent, cool & controlled by remote.

 

by Mohit


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,

police station me complain dijiyee.

Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare

kuch samajh nahin aa raha

 

by Sanjeev


Wife came home with a goat.

Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"

Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"

Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"

 

by Rohit


What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend,

that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,

Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

 

by Ravi


patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.

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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai

 

by Avinash


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