Kids Jokes

Earlier bro & sis used to fight on

who will read the newspaper first…

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Now they fight on who will check or update

their Facebook profile status

 

by Heather


Why student fails in exam?

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because the year has an ONLY 365 days.Typical academic year for a student.







Sundays 52, Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.



Summer holidays 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.



8 hours daily sleep means 122 days. Balance 141 days.



1 hour for daily playing (good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.



Two hours daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30 days. Balance 96 days.



1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) means 15 days. Balance 81 days.



Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays) 40 days. Balance 6 days.



For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.



Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.



That 1 day is your Birthday.

 

by nicole


''The POLITE Way to PEE!"



Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:

Michael if u were on a date having di�ner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom?

Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee".

Teacher: That would be rude & impolite. How about u SAM. Sam said "i really need 2 go 2 toilet, i m sorry". Teacher, "that's better but still not nice to say word toilet. Oh u little Jonny can u use ur brain?

JONNY said,

"Darling,may i plz b excused for a moment?I've 2 shake hands with a very dear frnd of mine, whom i hope 2 introduce 2 u after diner" :-p

 

by Darren


TEACHER: David, name one important thing

we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.



David: Me!

 

by Heather


Tom : How should I convey the

news to my father that I've failed?



David: You just send a telegram:

Result declared, past year's performance repeated.

 

by Brad


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