Santa-Banta Jokes

Santa:Yar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi,

Kya karu?

Banta:"Message sending failed" likh k bhej de..

 

by Heather


Santa Singh ne 15Ghante paani me,

bina saans liye world record banaya h.

Kal pure DHOOM DHAAM se uska

Antimsanskar kiya jayega.

 

by John


Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hai.

Banta: Kaise?

Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahi Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hai,"Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya."

 

by Rebecca


Santa Gusse Se:

Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?

Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?

Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry

 

by Kate


Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo.

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja Ke sir Ko Bolti Hu!

Santa: pagli sir Ko Mat Bol Unki Shaadi Ho Gai hai.!!

 

by Melissa


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