Santa-Banta Jokes

Santa and Banta are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Banta smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around.



He says, "Hey, you shit your pants?"



Santa says, "No."



He believes him and they keep riding. As they go on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Banta stops his horse and turns around.







He then says, "Are you sure you did not shit your pants?"



Santa says, "Yes, I am sure."



They keep going and now the smell is getting to be unbearable. Banta stops his horse and gets off his horse.



He then says, "Get of your horse. Pull down your pants. I thought you said you did not shit your pants?"



Santa replies, "I thought you meant today!"

 

by Harry


Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?



Santa said, "Send her some flowers and a card and invite her for a home-cooked meal."



Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman of his dreams.







The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta: "It was a flop idea."



Santa: Didn't the girl come to your house?



Banta: She did, but she refused to cook!!

 

by Michelle


Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.







Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

 

by Melissa


Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off'!







Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!

 

by Elizabeth


Phone ki ganti baji.

Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.

Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.







Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…

Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!

 

by Iwan


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